ju-rants

So I just had some "strong" cough syrup for my apparent "viral infection" of the throat. Antihistamines, as you may or m...

Ok, so the rapid flick got a lot of visitors to this site who were sadly mistaken into thinking it was a porn site. No sirs and/or madams, t...

Hey you. Ms CounterStrike. Why is it every time I dream about you, we always end up fucking? You have not entered my thoughts since my very ...

As you know, I usually do the blog posts with music from my itunes playing. Since I'm bored, I'm going to blog about whatever song c...

I refer you to Oligo's advertisement on local Malaysian television. For foreign readers, I extend my sincere apologies as I've tried...

yeah. i know. its been almost 3 months. luckily i'm not financially or socially obligated to write for friends and family and people acc...

I saw Dazed and Confused. I was bored and annoyed with it. Which leads me to question why Quentin Tarantino list's it as one of his favo...

Independence day is like valentines day to me. Sentimental at best, utterly redundant at worst. You already know my feelings about Valentin...

Internet. It's the greatest thing since individually wrapped slices of cheese. It seems also that it's the greatest social ill facin...

not the size of one of my more important appendages, but the length of each paragraph You don't find love. You settle, and then delude y...