Tuesday, December 12, 2006

random session 49

scrubs is a great series. its funny without the laugh tracks unless you're the dee dee dee who dosent get the jokes. its like fraiser but less stuck up its own ass in intellectual jokes that not all of us will understand. Look, i like intellectual discourse, sataires on current events and tasteful play on words as much as the next guy to me..or if its a certain someone who dosent know he's being played out and abused by his possessive girlfriend, the the other guy next to him, or..for fucks sake someone on the same damn wave length as me, but come on.. its like laughing at your lecturers jokes, which, though funny, eventually tends to ware out its humour if u listen to it every single day. No... its helps to laugh at situational comedy and slapstick once in a while as well.. but no so much that its just decreasing your already limited IQ every single time you watch it. That scrubs for you. a good balance. so far anyway. Not everybody loves raymond. yes. i get it, he's always the popular funny italian american who's a mamma's boy and yadayada yada.. yes mr romano.. it WAS funny, till it just became 10(or less or more.. i dont know.. i hate that show) seasons of moaning and whining. Goddamnit, everyone whines and moans yes, but not for every episode! and for fuck sake u need a laughtrack to show that the jokes funny. Maybe personal standards are high, but hey, if u can make me laugh without getting annoyed after 10 seasons then its all good. but fucks sake, you're not making me laugh. yes, i know its your job and u need it to survive and blablafuckingrealitybitesbla. still.. i dont like everybody loves raymond.

on the same vein of thoughts, Kramer from Seinfield uttered the word nigger. *cue gasps of horror at political incorrectness. and thus, a lot criticism and shit went out towards that "white cracker". Similarly, Dave Chappelle calls the white man a cracker head. *cue laughter at political correctness. Carlos Mencia cracks a joke and calls Mexicans wetbacks* cue laughter at political correctness. Dave Chappelle again, calls asian people chinks and gooks and assorted racial slurs even though he's married to an asian woman. with a blackenese kid. Look, racial jokes are funny. i have already mentioned this in a previous post. But when someone makes a crack like that about other races you did better be prepared to take it too. Yeah we know, nobody likes the white man. Always the exploitative, imperialistic, money grabbing racist fuckers that they are. yes. i agree. but when someone says the word nigger why is that wrong? is it because of historical racial tension? if that is so, then why does one afro american call the other a nigger and thats all cool homey? believe it or not, white comedians are funny, but they dont resort to racial jokes which most afro americans seems to do, i.e dave chappelle, eddie murphy, richard pryor, always seem to have them "cracker" jokes. Of course, racial slurs are always not condoned, but made light off no big deal right? i think its funny actually(see previous post a while back). apparently not so. double standards and political correctness prevail.

so why all this political correctness. fuck, no one knows what political correctness is anymore. 5 fucking years ago it was republicans all the way, yes to war in iraq and yes to homeland security. 5 fucking years later its all oh no its bad, we're losing soldiers, my rights are being taken away blabladidnotthinkofthefuckingconsequencesblabla. 20 years ago being homosexual was EVIL...today.... its soooo totally "in" *complete with gay hand gestures and that damned happy, i havent got care to worry in the world lalala voice. right, biasness talking there. gay people... sighzies.. just do what you want. im restating my position as semi homophobic EVEN THOUGH my roomate is a lesbian and im still friends with my lesbian ex girlfriend so who fucked me over so hard that if she were a guy it would have been sodomy. Things change, people change, but some thing never will. like the human mind set. we never had a time when there wasnt a war. we havent had a time when race and creed didnt play a significant role in our lives. we have never known peace. which is sad, because we, humanity, just have all that potential to make us the greatest thing that God ever created. but no... we're just petty. that is whats holding us back from majestic crowning glory of the species... pure fucking petiness. how i loathe this human mind set.

now back to your slapstick programme. songs you should not sing in church (or any other holy place of worship for that matter) :

Abosolutely no black and death metal, i.e Morbid Angel, Death, Dark Funeral and anything with demon names in the band name
Slayer(will usually get your average priest up in a holy panty bunch)
Songs by rappers advocating pulling a .44 on rival rapper
No rock music... unless its Christian rock. exactly how does one get into that genre? Whooooo! its great to be fucking be here in (city of concert). Remember, JESUS LOVES YOU!. something like that? honestly, not to knock on them,( i cant give examples because i dont know any christian rock bands to be honest) but i really dont need to buy your CD to reaffirm my faith in God because your music is so groovy and neat( 1970 calling ju-lian, we want our slang back(LAMER THAN A CRIPPLE(not to mention distasteful u insensetive prick you) ) )
No pop music either. even God can only take so much crap these days.

Seriously, does what kind of music u listen to really affect your faith and believes and principles? Fucks sakes, i listen to death metal but you dont see me making blood sacrifices in a pentagram in front of an alter to satan do u? i dont feel the need to go out and say, hey im a satanist, believe in SATAN! he believes in YOU! I listen to so many songs with the word fuck and so many songs which advocate atheism and drug taking and violence against your fellow man for fucking petty things and generally unpositive messages but im not that bad of an anti social....not yet anyway. i also listen to political bands but then i dont go around planting bombs and claiming to be the next Che do i? it really dosent matter what you listen you. the music dosent make you. you make yourself. saying that. I dislike pop but if thats your thing then go for it. itspoisoningyourmind.

thats all. random you later

1 comment:

Tupps said...

Oh my, yes,yes,yes,yes! I haaaaaaate Everybody Loves Raymond! That fucking Ray Romano, oh my goodness, his show is so formulaic and inevitably it came to be mired in a fucking sufferable impasse but in any standard of measure, I shall now hold a one minute silence for the late Peter Boyle who was the true star of that show. [one minute]. To think that he earned oodles of cash off it, sheesh, it is but a sad gauge of American humour is it not?

On with the diatribe, I think Frasier is one hell of a show, if anything, it earns its spot in the annals of quality shows! Niles and Frasier, spot on, spot on!

Ahh...that aged debate, we do find ourselves in a considerable imbroglio anytime the notion of race and supposed/real racism permeates into the picture. There is a desperate need for reflection actually; for all of us. What defines a race? Our culture and tradition? or what the colour of our skin makes us out to be? There's a damningly thin line between racial pride and unbridled frenzy in indentity. Perhaps they who are so easily offended belong in the second category, this is hypothetical as always in a discourse.

Yet think of how disdainful self portrayals of race are, think of the level of discontent the media generates, think of what has been chosen to glorify? racially charged depictions of hatred, gangsters, utter anarchy has been so diluted into entertainment yet at the mere mention of that word, upheaval happens almost inevitably.

Furthermore, it is so fucking true what you've said, yes, they DO bear a grudge, it's true that they were handed on hell of a hand when slavery was unleashed yet it isn't the intention of the world, it isn't where such a fine race should start off from, that is not to say that they should erase and deny their own history, it is simple and foolish of me to declare but maybe they need to focus on where we can see good.

Everyone, every race has shortcomings. Education ensures that we try and overlook that and make it certain that it will never be a hindrance.

Good post Lord Jools of Medangseraishire.
Kudos.