Friday, May 01, 2009


So i helped out a chick last night. Unfortunately the chick looked like this

Instead of this

Bwuh...............cleavage.......... so anyway a baby chick fell out of its nest and yours truly helped put it back into its nest. Since I didn't think to have my camera with me during said time i have commissioned an artists rendition of what actually happened.

Yeah. Great artist. So after said putting-chick-back-in-nest incident its mother bird promptly kicked it out of the nest again this morning. Using the trusty little technological device/God we all call the internet, I googled "Baby bird fell out of its nest, what do I do" and the result with most hits featured a a guide to assisting wildlife babies . suffice to say i wasn't supposed to put the baby back in the nest. Its where we get the saying, "leaving the nest" in regards to emo kids finally switching from slipknot to 311 and Incubus pre new ablum. Or leaving the house and going off to college and being "independent". Or being mature. Whichever suits your fancy.

They say a picture is a worth a thousand words. I have enough words here to get you an A+ on your dissertation paper sans giving blowjobs to the lecturer.

In conclusion, Maria Ozawa is hot and furious masturbation inducing. With the sound turned way down.