Thursday, November 23, 2006

redundancy

i have noticed that since being in this foreign gulag that my entries thus far have been of political incorrectness and that of bitching and whining about how i miss home. yeah. sorry. i still hate the malaysian government to the utmost and everything it stands for. but i miss my country and not my country's government. i cant say for the day because its been there for 20 years and the main party just isint going to roll over and die just anytime soon. and home, whats not to miss about home? good food, fine weather and lovely friends and dearest family. anyway, i thought its about time to life my bowed head and rise above the fog of depression and write a totally random blog. nothing is being plan and i follow my train of thought as it switches tracks like some hollywood gossip column. memes could follow, funny anecotes or just plain crazy rambling,along with a lot of spelling mistakes, like pliane and beastiality. we'll see

some of my favourite redundancies:
giving a deaf man an ipod
giving a blind man a plasma tv
giving a paraplegic a football to kick around
giving gloves to a man who has no hands and boots to a man with no legs
giving condoms to lesbians
taking a gay man to a strip club(not chippendale)
taking a vegetarian to a steak house
dating a neo nazi while you are jew/black/ non white.
eating a beef burger at a hindu festival/temple and pork at a jewish/musilm festival/place of worship
wearing a "satan rules" t-shirt to church
listening to (insert pop group/singer) while wearing a Slayer t shirt

you can call all these redundancies insensitive. i call them funny. the reason they are called redundancies is because no one who has a reasonable logical thinking would ever do such a thing unless you're a Dee DEE dee. and the thought that someone would actually be in those situations is funny because you did be a Dee x3. And its not like i have anything against spastic people.you're born like that and cant help it. its against people who grew up normal and then became a spas.

oh my fuck.... memes!! like i said, nothing scripted, all random. either that or im running out of creative juice and politcal (self)righteousness

speaking of which, congratulations to the Democratic party in the U.S for winning the majority in the HR and Senate. u have 2 years. do something.

in regards to relationships, again, well, look at this scenario. my friend, who identity shall remain annonymous, lets call him X, is not satisfied with the current relationship which he is in now. the girl treats him like a slave and she is really all the things you dont want in a girl besides the looks. i can attest to this because i've seen her and how she affects my friend. he has been advised as to just quit if he is being unhappy. to which he replies, she's nice to me "AT TIMES" and then we have the EX factor coming into play. you know that song by hinder? lips of an angel? yeah. same exact situation. now then, mr X situation is not one of its kind, similar stories are abound all the time. Now, can mr X be blamed for feeling how he feels? I would say no but then if u play with fire and you get burned, are you going to play with it again?obviously not unless you're an arsonist. basically if something makes you unhappy then you should cease and desists such activity no? oh frail human emotions, rationality and you do not make a homely couple. we love to hurt and hurt to love i think is how it goes. all i can say to mr X is this, you know whats best for you. we as your friends can only advise you so much but we cant force you to do anything either. at the end of the day only you can do what you think is best for you. but we as friends would still stick with you. sure, u'll get burned every now and then by us in our moments of boyish immaturity, but we'll still stick by you at the end of the day. for better or worse.

the quality that i admire most in a person is loyalty. to the right people and to the right cause in life. i dont know if thats common sense or if im speaking from experiences of infidelity, but loyalty, i feel, is the most important principle a person should have. next to common sense and moral decency at least. but then all 3 go hand in hand. you should have the common sense and moral decency to be loyal to someone or something which has done you good and betters your life and not be some backstabber.

watch carlos mencia do comedy. racial jokes are funny because it is generally true. why do u think stereotypes exists? its because its true. and if its something negetive then it should be laughed at because of its negetivity and steps should be taken to overcome it. of course if its also not negetive, it makes a good laugh. its always good to laugh at yourself and not be so serious all the time. me, im generally mostly serious and quiet. serious because there isint much to laugh at at the moment and i did look like a Dee x3 if i laughed all the time. quiet because i simply have nothing to say and i did rather listen and learn than be a tin kosong(empty tin). that dosent mean i dont have a sense of humour or that i dont like you. i just basically have nothing to say.

ok. end of randomness. im obviously alive and well,otherwise i would not be writing this. sorry for the irregular postings. im buzy. take care and much love to all of you who matter the most to me .you know who you are. not all the nine lovely ladies included but some are in my heart. till i see you again.

*cue diverse ways of saying goodbye

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