there are several things that are a mystery. One of them is that i can never remember, no matter how hard i try, how the hell did i meet T. He and i are not of the kind where we would randomly start a conversation with a stranger(unless you're a hot chick who's not lesbian/has a bf/is engaged/a bicycle..picky picky) and thus here we are today.. chaos and mayhem. i think im mayhem...i think. My intellectual sparring partner(dont get any wrong ideas u sick homo), if i still drank i did toast in your honour. Sorry about earnest..was totally fucked by assignment.
Another mystery i dont get is how the hell did the English Patient win so many fucking awards? i totally did not get the movie and dozed of in the first hour. Another movie i dont get at all is American Beauty....so the dude's going through a mid life crisis, his wife's anal retentive and cheating on him, his daughter is dating a drug pusher who has a weird fixation with plastic bags swirling in the wind and he's proud of being not normal, and his dad is gay. err...ok
Mystery no. 3... the entire english legal system
Biggest mystery of all.... how the hell am i still friends with M i dont get it. feelings are still there but repressed but when i talk to her there's so much chemistry going on that a chemist would be proud of us. this and the fact that i am a lil homophobic but i dont mind talking to her at all. i rather enjoy our conversations actually. the possibility of a 4th attempt? not likely...pratically and emotionally. Well, u did tell me that friends, true ones, should always tell each other anything and stand by them..no matter what. Besides i live by my principle never to break up any relationship..even if they're homosexuals. (well..this would mostly apply to lesbians anyway...coz im seriously 110% straight as an arrow or other assorted straight things)
Mystery no. 5.. why is jap porn so..noisy to say the least? And the girls...its like as if every part of their body was an extention of their clit. Touch her hand and she'll cum. Touch her face and she'll cum. Ask if she did like a glass of water and she did cum as well.
Mystery no. 6.. why am i the only one in my family who is so unlike my family? i like cats and they dont. i like hindi music and they dont. im open to inter racial relationships and they dont(mention that you're going out with a non-chinese and they did act like you failed your 3rd year. Dear old dad's an exception to this). Plus i got more facial hair than my entire family combined, extended family included. The only logical explanation that can be concluded here is either i was switched at birth or my mom had an extra marital affair with a non chinese. Now before you start getting your anti racism panties up in a bunch, i am not a racist and condemn racism to its fullest extent. my family is another matter but i am not my family's keeper of conscience.
Mystery no.7... how did they make Poppycock so goddamned addictive?
Mystery no. 8.. the mental soundness and well-being of certain malaysian politicians.
Mystery no.9.. what is so attractive about spongebob squarepants? its a FUCKING SPONGE!
Mystery no. 10... why am i still blogging?
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excuse me dear brother, whoever said i'm against inter-racial rships? and pls la..of cos u weren't switched at birth neither were u an outcome of an extra-marital affair. stop being so anal!
hm... i thought of another idea. (non related to this blog. =P) mayb u shud put a stat counter. so u can keep track who's coming to view ur blog u know?? nobody puts up comments doesnt mean nobody is reading it. =) http://statcounter.com
I think you ask too many questions.. I've never once read a blog whereby you're happy with something that's happened in your life.. It's always the mistakes, the problems, the worries.. Don't know what else to say.. Maybe change your theme a little..
if i was happy i wouldnt blog
hi elynne, long time no see huh? yea i know. u called me a bitch. thanks. i am. anyways... it's freedom of blogging. just let him blog the way he like it la. why wanna teach ppl the way to live their life? i bet u dont like people teach u the way to live your own life, rite? oh... pls do correct me if i'm wrong.
you just read, if u dont like it, shut up.
heya new found friend.. :-P
let's see... i m in a bitchy mood now so er... i will start scolding ppl in ur blog ah... if u cannot tahan, u delete la.. but dun la... hehe.. here goes:
elynne: i do not know you but i doubt i'll ever wanna know u coz u just incurred my wrath. how dare u call mich a bitch when it is so obvious the bitchy spotlight is shinning upon u?? i mean harlow??? isnt that so bitchy of you to actually come to ppl's blog and comment abt his way of writings and his contents of blogging? i mean like wtf??? dont you know that ppl blog more interestingly when they are depressed?? what? u wanna read happy post all the time?? that is so damn fucking lame! who can be happy ALL the time?? and what kind of person blogs abt happiness all the time?? what are they trying to prove?? that the world is so damn fucking beautiful and that all depressed ppl are suppose to die?? i have this feeling u are a fucking bimbo who blogs or reads blogs that goes like this : *giggles* oh i had a slice of cheesecake today *giggles more* and it is so good! *giggles* oh wow! the world is so beautiful *giggles* coz i have a piece of cheesecakes today! *giggles* teehee!
oh oh.. look what i found in ju's old blog! :
Elynne made this comment,
Most of your entries are sometimes just 'boring'.. That's why there's nothing to comment.. That's why I don't have a comment part on my blog, because I don't need to care what other people think..
my my... u ARE really a bimbo! contrary to what u said, i actually found ju's blog interesting and thoughts provoking... but then again, ur thoughts cant be provoked coz u aint got no brains! hahaha! and what's that? u dun have a comment part in ur bloggie? why should u have? ppl will flame u like crazy until u will need to run crying to ur mommy and sob on her bosoms! if u really dun care abt what others think, u wouldnt be bothered to purposely not put a comment in ur blog! u are just fucking scared to hear the whole bloody truth abt u! stop living in denial can or not? wake up and smell the monodioxide polluted air, bitch!
*phew* damn fun to scold ppl la... thanks elynne for crossing my path... hahahah
ladies...please...it is very flattering to have ppl fight for me as well as criticize me. it really is..but please ladies..lets maintain a little decorum and not start something here.its very nice when ppl leave comments..no matter what they may be but lets not start a she said she said game here. im not partial to anyone here. anyway..thank you all for your comments...6! must be some kind of record..for me anyway
omg! attention seeker u are! oh well since it's ur blog.... not gonna comment more... heh.
but still, i dislike elynne!
From all the things Ju told me before, I assume you're a bitch cause, that's what bitches do..
Relax, I'm a bitch too, you gotta step on some heads before you reach the top.. I apologize if it offended you in any way..
Also, who's the one who's bitching bout me? I appreciate honesty a lot.. Obviously I'm a bimbo, I'm hot and you're not.. Ha ha ha!
I've had my blog for 6 years, it's HTML coded and mostly read by my close friends, and besides, if you wanna say something, you can always say it in my face.. There's an email link there, so click on it if you wanna say what you wanna say..
Digging up the past is so not cool, oh well, if that's your way, I respect that.. It's not the first time I've been flamed.. Cause some people can be annoying.. Like this..
I don't get it, I thought this was a comment tag.. What's the comment got to do with you anyway? I like Julian as a friend and I've always tried to be honest with him..
wah... ju.. happening sial.. ur blog got so many comments... happy or not? ;-)
oh my... interesting. anymore?
So, exactly how long have you known Julian by the way? Julian's a good guy, yes, and he's not judgemental, which is why I can be honest with him..
I would be fake, if I told him, 'Oh, Ju, you're entries give me orgasms!' Ha ha ha! Oh, puh-leaseee!
ouch.. from a blog writer's perspective..
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