i think this post here is going to ruin that preachy christmas feeling of the earlier post...but hey...i'll be a better behaved next year... so fuck it
you know recently the newspaper did a poll on what most Malaysians find annoying. On top of the list were reckless drivers. Yeah..dont i know it. Others include people who talk loudly on the phone, people who curse(well..to this i must comment...fuck you asshole...you dont have the right to censor my Julianic outbursts) people who talk loudly on the phone and other assorted uniquely Malaysian annoyances. However, they failed to mention noisy ass neighbours with their noisy ass kids and nanny who had a voice which could scare a banshee away and their fucking renovations which begins at 9 am in the fucking morning with their fucking incessant drilling and hammering. For fuck's sake... if your mom cant fucking walk up the fucking stairs then why the fuck did u buy an upper fucking unit(town house)? boo fucking hoo for arthritis and old age(i love you grandma and grandpa....but im a young motherfucking bastard so please excuse me this once). why the fuck did you have to then fucking renovate the fucking ground floor which is adjacent to my fucking living room and thereby disturbing my porno viewing and music musing sessions? Fuck neighbourly courtesy...i specifically did not remember approving(my dad's approval anyway) your fucking renovation(legal complexities involved with town houses) and i could fucking sue you for private fucking nuisance. But being the typical malaysian neighbour...i couldnt have given a fuck and my faith and confidence in the judicial system is found lacking. And so i digress..
Anyway.. fuck you house number 28-1. you're a fucking menace and i would just this one time violate my principal of not hitting ppl with glasses...if it did not violate my principale of Gandhism and non violence (plus im pretty sure it constitutes to assult and battery and resulting jail time and thus the daily survival of not dropping the soap). All i can do is fucking be immature and play loud satanic sounding with loud undechipherable grunting/screaming/growling music in counter offensive to your not so heavenly power drilling and hammering. Yes i know...fucking childish but you really want to know what is really childish?...get ready for it...
Fuck You. Stick that down your "ohh..ppl who curse are just so annoying" throat. suck my annoying dick and choke on it lar. (yes...i realize i have a fixation with my enemies/ppl i generally dislike sucking my penis.)
well.. i did warn you..
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We had tons of food and it was awesome.. Sorry you couldn't make it.. I still have a few leftovers.. Gonna make myself some lamb sandwich tomorrow.. He he he!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
check in to a hotel room or crash at ur friend's place for a coupla days until the drilling stop.. :-D
HAPPY NEW YEAR! :-D May you finally get laid this year! ;-)
oh my dear lord. r u busy with things ah? why u wanna do this to me la?? i come here everyday ever since 27th december and i find nothing new to read. y? sighs...
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