boredom begets bored rants

im so bored right now that i;
1) searched for random items on wikipedia.
2)tried to renew my passion for rap and while doing so wondered why people get so offended by the word "fuck". its just a word. a multi purpose,utility word that can be used as a noun,adverb and verb in past, present and future tense. its just a word
3)tried naming all 50 states in the USA without reference and i got stuck at 43
4)would like to play some PC games but my monitor and my display card are both fucked
5) composed a mental poem about how confused humans are while listening to tool but could'nt remember the last stanza. i think it went something along the lines of God was drunk while making us or something like that
6)wondered what happened to Vanila Ice, Jean-Claude van Damm,Chuck Norris and Steven Siegel. in that order. the last three used to be such good action stars. used being the key word.
7) wondered how someone who sang hit me baby one more time can now be married and ranting about time travelling . how the mighty(fine) have fallen.
8)wondered if ken watanabe was a pedophile and zhang zi yi has a thing for much much older men in memoirs of a geisha
9)tried to actually write a script about a guy who was raised as a gay but is actually a closet straight. then thought it sounded ridiculous. but then figured that if people can watch shit like the lakehouse, nine songs and some show about how 2 french chicks who get raped get so pissed off that they go on a rampage and kill men by seducing them first... i might have a chance to go to the cannes film festival. and yes.. i dont like homosexuals. i dont hate them either.
10) wondered for the thousandth time whether i should have done film instead of law. no resolution again this time
11) wonder why people dont really like enya and why she dosent get any airtime.
12) thought about the joke about the japanese,chinese and malaysian man who went to see God. The Japanese man asked God when Japan would win the world cup and God said in 50 years. The Japanese man started crying because he wouldnt live that long to see it come true. The chinese man asked the same question and God said 100 years. The chinaman cried like the jap for the same reasons. The Malaysian man when malaysia would win the world cup and God started crying. and i laughed.
13)wondered about which part of the body decomposes first when you die. an article in playboy said it was the penis. ouch. good thing im already dead then.
14)wondered how come there hasnt been a good hollywood big budget remake of Frank Herbert's Dune. it would beat the socks off Star Wars. Sorry Mr. Lucas but the idea of small little bear like creatures kicking the crap out of well trained Imperial "Stormtroopers" does not appeal to me. And the first and second episode sucks. so there.
15)wondered how come wonderwoman never got her own movie yet?
16)wondered why i always fall in love with the wrong women? from the ultra possesive, to the i-just-wanna-be-part-of-the-cool-crowd to the lesbian. shit. wait till i tell this to my kids. on that same vein, i really dont know how im going to cope with having a daughter, if today's yardsticks are anything to go by i'll go bald in no time. and no im not being a sexist. im being a realist.
17) wondered that, with the government being what it is, corrupt and prejudiced and a law unto themselves, why bother with elections?
18) wondered why did tupps blog in a comment of a blog. arent ironies lovely? its like being in love with a lesbian ala chasing amy.
19)wondered if i really sound like an indian on the phone. i cant help it if im a macha trapped in a chink body..
20) wondered if im wondering too much and not doing enough. like ending this blog and watching the simpsons which is on now. yeah.

see ya.